Next Pick: Two hilarious books transcribed by Scott Seegert and illustrated by John Martin. One word.  Vordak. The perfect combination of arrogant, stupid, and ridiculous. Gotta love it. Book 1 is all about learning how to rule the world. Warning: if you have low self-esteem, be prepared. Vordak will insult you a lot. You will grow to love it. It is super funny. Take page 77. Vordak composed a lovely acrostic poem describing superheroes. He calls them stupid, ugly, and some other not-so nice things. Kids will love it. For instance, my sister is in love with Vordak. She is sitting next to me now, and screaming “Go Vordak!” Ow, my ear! The second book is all about how Vordak turns into a child when his age ray works too well. Then, the balsoid coil breaks. Now Vordak can’t turn back into a adult. The only balsoid coil in 1,000 miles is at the nearby middle school. The book is all about what Vordak does at the middle school. Jams a fish over a kid’s head. Fills the class president’s locker with rabid weasels. Saws a Commander Virtue action figure in half. Baaad Vordak. But, they both are good books. I totally recommend them


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Professor Pi
    Jan 27, 2014 @ 19:35:11

    VORDAK IS SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!! “GO VORDAK” as a quote from your sister.


  2. Anonymous
    Dec 04, 2015 @ 15:38:25



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